She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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