how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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