my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize