your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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