I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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