why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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