People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
