Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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