Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
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