So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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