I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
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