Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Please don't give away my fajitas
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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