how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
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