a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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