That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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