D3 body, D1 cock
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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