Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
organizing the empties. That sober.
We are two peas in an std pod
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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