just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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