There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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