I can tuck mytits in my pants
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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