If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Banned from zoo.
Again?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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