Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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