hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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