i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
