you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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