Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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