just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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