just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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