Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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