i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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