Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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