You don't have asthma, your pregnant
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Sorry about my life...
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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