But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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