she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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