i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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