I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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