Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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