spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Randomize
