i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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