Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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