i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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