I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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