his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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