I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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