butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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