how can u be prego again
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Randomize
