im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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