Tell her she can't have a vagina
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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