windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
