Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
She bit a glass in half.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
