This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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